I can’t hear you I’m eating chips
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
- (via awweb)
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something
"THERE WAS NO TIME! NOT ENOUGH TIME!"
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
my life got so much better once i realized i’m god’s gift to humanity